Daily Feline Wisdom

The Woofies make such a commotion over dinner!

Can you please tell them to calm down, Humans?

They are disturbing the serenity of my loafing session.

—Luna

Ahem, Humans!

I’ve got a Tummy here that’s wide open for rubs!

—Sunny

Oh, I do hope Human Daddy hooks us up with dinner soon.

I’m so weak with hunger that I can’t even lift my ginormous head.

—Cosmo

I am flying…

…flying on a cushy rainbow!

—Sunny

Ahem, Human Mommy, I am posing over here!

And with a bouquet no less!

—Lily

I get asked a lot what I do to be so popular with the ladies.

It’s all in the draped front paw.

—Darth Vader

Your dress is much too white, Human Mommy.

Let me fix that for you.

—Darth Vader

Yup, I’m a Daddy’s Girl.

No use denying it!

—Xena

Yes, Humans, I’m sleeping gracefully with my front paws crossed.

You are right to take a commemorative photo of this event.

—Darth Vader

Nothing refreshes like a sip of cool water…

…from the newly reopened park fountain on a fine spring day.

—Lily