Daily Feline Wisdom

Thank Dog it’s Friday!

Prepare yourself for the weekend by engaging in a long, cozy cuddle session.

—Sunny and Xena

This is a perfect two Cat Throne.

Back off, Tiger Queen. There’s no room for you.

—Luna and Darth Vader

I used to think that I was the Best Chin Rest and Xena was the second best, but I may have been mistaken.

I now think that Grampaw may be better than both of us.

—Sunny

There’s never a bad time for a tummy rub.

They can happen whenever, wherever, and always make everything better.

—Sunny

My subscription to the Journal of Mid-Atlantic Ornithology is running late.

I am most displeased by this and will wait impatiently atop the mailbox until my magazine is delivered.

—Luna

Loaf mode…

…activated.

—Luna

The very best spot on the new loveseat is the top of the back cushion.

You should really try this out, Cosmo! Are you sure you’re too big?

Pretty sure, Sunny, but that’s okay.

You enjoy it for the both of us.

—Sunny and Cosmo

The Rainbow Donut is always a comfy lounging spot…

…but it’s the absolute comfiest when my gal Stella joins me.

—Sunny

I know I’m gorgeous.

Kind of you to notice.

—Lily

Sometimes I feel like the Humans don’t give me enough credit for all the housework I do, like licking clean their dinner plates.

Seriously, they don’t even need a dishwasher when I’m through!

—Cosmo