Daily Feline Wisdom

When you want to sleep with your buddy but not too close…

…you can’t do better than a stacked nap!

—Lily and Sunny

I just had dinner, followed by a dental, and that was nice…

…but now I can’t help but wonder when my next meal will be.

I hope it’s soon. Very soon.

—Cosmo

It is best for Cat Managers to avoid quarreling in front of their Human Employees…

…but sometimes disputes are unavoidable, like when the Assistant Cat Manager refuses to relinquish the Supervisory Basket to the Senior Cat Manager.

—Darth Vader

A two-headed Cat produces twice the purrs…

…and demands twice the treats.

—Twyla and Roland, Guest Contributors

It’s a bit chilly outside…

…but, fortunately, I’m feeling ever so cozy.

—Xena

Sunny’s up high in Human Daddy’s arms and I’m below on the cold, hard floor.

I don’t understand how the world’s gone so topsy-turvy!

—Xena

I’m workshopping a new tail curl.

Hopefully, it will be ready for the 2025 spring/summer season.

—Darth Vader

It’s nice of the Humans to provide us Cats with multiple salad bars.

I just wish they’d think to place the veg within easier reach.

—Luna

After a pleasantly filling meal…

…nothing feels better than a good, long snooze.

—Sunny and Cosmo

You know it’s a good cuddle when…

…it’s unclear where you end and your cuddle buddy begins.

—Cosmo and Stella