I am the Mountain Princess. I rule over everything beneath me…

…and a lot of things above because, to be honest, my mountain is not all that tall.
—Xena
I am the Mountain Princess. I rule over everything beneath me…

…and a lot of things above because, to be honest, my mountain is not all that tall.
—Xena
Xena’s the best Chin Rest, bar none!
—Cosmo

True, I am the best Chin Rest, but sometimes I wish the other Doggoes gave me more credit for my other talents…

…like barking and chasing Meowies and overall cuteness.
—Xena
It’s a bit chilly today, so Human Daddy covered me with a blanket, which was kind of him.

But you know what would warm me up even better than a blanket, Human Daddy?

Some nice, warm food in my empty belly, that’s what.
—Cosmo
On chilly days, it’s sometimes nice to be sandwiched between Human Daddy and Sunny for warmth.

But wait, Human Daddy, you moved!

Wasn’t I clear about your job?
—Darth Vader
It’s still brisk out, but there’s a definite hint of spring in the air…

…which means it’s time for the first flop and roll of the season.
—Luna
Hark, is that the sound of dinner?

We sure hope it’s dinner because lounging on cushy Dog beds all day sure works up an appetite!
—Xena, Cosmo, Sunny, and Stella
Some days, the best course of action is to do absolutely nothing…

aside from snuggling up tightly with your friend.
—Xena and Stella
Human Daddy, Uncle Darth has taken over the upper bay window cushion, which I guess is his prerogative as the Elder Cat.

But he’s also draping himself into my space.
—Xena
You’re planning on making the bed, Human Mommy?

Now is not the moment.
—Cosmo
Solo time on the Sleeping Cloud is super comfy…

…but it’s also a touch lonely..
—Sunny