It’s good that the windows are open so that I can clearly smell the meat Human Daddy is grilling.
It’s bad that the windows are open because that means the beloved AC can’t be on and without the AC, I’m going to melt, most likely before I get even a nibble of that good smelling meat.
—Cosmo
Sure, I could sunbathe on the stone path…
But why not maximize my comfort by using this perfectly sized carpet that happens to match my golden coat.?
—Sunny
Dinner smells mighty good!
Surely the Humans won’t mind if I help myself to a nibble.
—Xena
Please stop disturbing us, Human Mommy!
This is MY time with Human Daddy.
—Xena
Nothing to see here, Humans. Just two Apex Predators engaging in a territorial dispute.
I’m winning, of course.
—Luna
Yes, I know I’m magnificent.
It still pleases me to hear you say it, especially when you back up your words of admiration with a fitting tribute of Temptations.
—Darth Vader
Have you had a long, hard week stuffed into a flower collar?
While it’s preferable to a traditional option, it’s still a CONE.
All I’m saying is that it’s 5:00 pm somewhere.
—Louie, Senior Lap Muffin Correspondent
The Lion King prowls his unmown veldt…
…and finds it good.
—Finnegan
Yes, Humans, we know there’s a full bowl of Kibble a few steps away in the Private-Members-Only-Cat-and-Woofie Club, sometimes erroneously referred to as the front porch.
The thing is, we don’t feel like eating al fresco.
Chop-chop! Dining Room Service should not take so long.
—Darth Vader and Luna
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