Daily Feline Wisdom

This is my box, not Finn’s box.

Since it’s a box, I know Finn wants it, which makes it even better.

—Luna

Had a rough week due to cold temperatures, rain, and someone’s inexplicable refusal to vacate your cave?

Consider taking a restorative vacation on a tropical, isolated island.

—Luna

Territorial disputes occasionally occur when Finn occupies the cave that obviously belongs to me.

Scram, Finn, before I pursue legal action with Uncle Darth.

—Luna

I’m supposedly man’s best friend.

So why did Human give treats to the Meowies but none to me?!

—Cosmo

We at 7 Cats and Counting have just become aware that our Human Mommy’s Human Friend has nominated her Cat, Ella, for the Cutest Cat in America Contest.

We are a bit peeved that our own Human Mommy did not bother to nominate any of us for this honor.

Be that as it may, we are hereby endorsing Ella for the position of Cutest Cat in America.

If you would like to support the democratic process by voting for Ella, click here: https://americasfavpet.com/2024/ella-e577.

Political, Partisan Purrs, Amber, Lily, Luna, Darth Vader, and Finnegan

Human Daddy said he would serve us Kibble “soon,” but it’s been over five minutes and nothing has happened.

Human Daddy has a very different understanding of the word “soon” than us Doggoes.

—Cosmo and Xena

Sunday brunch is a great time to catch up with friends.

Don’t feel bad about a digging into a meal that doesn’t exactly conform to your strict, Paleo, gluten-free diet, inspired by your Lion cousins.

Everyone deserves a cheat day and Sunday is yours.

—Finnegan

It’s great to catch a good snooze on a Saturday…

…but I do hope Papa Cosmo wakes up soon so that we can engage in some Paw-to-Paw combat training, attempt to herd the Meowies, play Chase, or maybe just catch a Squirrel show out the bay window.

—Xena

To answer your question, Human Mommy, yes, I’m starving…

…and no, I haven’t eaten for years.

—Darth Vader

I’ve already made it clear that Sunny is my favorite Chin Rest, but I do like to have options.

For example, Cosmo is a solid choice when I want to camouflage myself and stretch out my neck muscles.

—Stella