Daily Feline and Canine Wisdom

No, I’m not working out yet, Human Mommy. Can’t you see that I’m still awake?

Nap cycling only works asleep.

—Lily

Feeling anti-social?

Curl up tight and refuse to interact.

—Amber

It’s critical to grab a spot in line early…

…since there’s always a dinner rush.

—Sunny, et al

Is your most lackluster employee performing even less lustrously than usual? Time for a performance review.

Digging in your claws is optional but highly recommended.

—Amber

Why am I glaring at you, Human Mommy?

The fact that you have to ask…

…only displeases me further.

—Amber

Tiger Queen, we must order Human Daddy to remove this AC unit from our window immediately as it impedes our Birdie TV screen.

Quite so, Tortie Empress. Human Mommy says they still need the AC as it remains unseasonably hot, but our needs obviously supersede theirs.

—Amber and Lily

Here I am, Birdies, a small, grey, unobtrusive stone!

As I am both unobtrusive and partially camouflaged behind these vines, it’s a bit difficult to find me, but I promise you that I’m worth the effort as I make for a most excellent Birdie perch!

—Luna

Every snack you make…

Every meal you bake…

Every bite you take…

I’ll be watching you.

(Just like it says on your tee-shirt, Human Daddy.)

—Cosmo

I’m usually much more into Squirrel TV, but sometimes it’s nice to binge-watch some Birdie TV with my pal Luna.

As a decorated Ornithologist, she’s happy to fill me in on plot points and backstory when I get lost.

—Sunny

I don’t think of myself as a superstitious Doggo, but Friday the 13th was a most unlucky day.

Case in point, Human Daddy took me to the dreaded V-E-T.

—Xena