Daily Feline and Canine Wisdom

No, I don’t have a problem with the ‘Nip, regardless of what the other Cats and my Woofie friend Sunny may say.

There’s absolutely nothing wrong with a mid-day snooze atop a bottle of Meowlot.

—Lily

You know, Luna, maybe if you were a bit more cuddly…

…and a little less wiggly and escapey…

…your cuddles with Human Daddy would go almost as well as mine do.

—Xena

It’s not that I’m jealous about the youngest Woofie getting so many kisses, skritches, and cuddles from Human Daddy.

I just have to wonder sometimes why she gets so much attention.

—Luna

Humans sometimes envy our cozy Feline spots.

What they fail to understand is that this level of coziness requires a level of flexibility they simply do not possess.

—Luna

When something extra important occurs, like a grocery delivery, a minimum of three Guard Dogs must deploy…

…with a fourth on Nap Reserve.

—Cosmo, et. al.

Oh, thank Dog that it’s finally fire season…

…after the unbearably long, hot summer during which Human Mommy inexplicably refused to turn down the outdoor thermostat!

—Cosmo

Are you finally awakening from your nighttime slumber, Human Mommy?

Good. You have much work to do, both at work and more importantly for me.

—Amber

Know what would make that last, delicious bite of meatloaf taste even better, Human Daddy?

Sharing.

—Cosmo

If I can’t go outside, you can’t go downstairs, Human Mommy.

Rules are rules.

—Luna

My Human Mommy procured this Cat-sized couch for me when she replaced my old, beloved full-size couch with a newer model, which understandably upset me greatly as I had not authorized such a radical change to my environment.

After nearly a month of ignoring its existence, I have decided that I quite like my new Cat-size couch.

The new full-size couch continues to disappoint, a fact that I mention to my Human Mommy frequently.

—Louie, Senior Lap Muffin Correspondent