Daily Feline Wisdom

I’m not sure why Human Mommy performs her huffy, puffy clomping atop my treadmill…

…but I do appreciate her effort, as it warms up the surface nicely for my mid-afternoon snooze.

—Amber

Cat Managers know that sometimes the only way to motivate employees…

…is by sitting on them.

—Amber

A Cat Tree Trifecta does not happen often but when it does…

…you should count yourself very, very lucky.

—Finnegan, Darth Vader, and Amber

There are many pleasant activities one can do on a Sunday.

Sun puddle snooze is the top of my personal list.

—Finnegan

It’s not the most popular opinion, but I sincerely believe that Sunny is a better Chin Rest than Xena…

…mostly on account of him being too polite to move.

—Stella

No, I do NOT want to have my picture taken.

The Lion Loaf is enjoying some ME time.

—Finnegan

Phelps passed away at home last Saturday. There will never be another cat like the Biggest, Blackest and Whitest Boss Cat.

Godspeed, Phelps. You have left an enormous hole in all our hearts.

A well-appointed household…

…offers boxes for all.

—Lily and Luna

All kisses are great.

Snow kisses are the BEST!

—Xena

We are sure we remembered to hang the “Do Not Disturb” sign on the doorknob.

So why are you here, Human Mommy, disrupting our afternoon snooze?

—Luna and Darth Vader