Daily Feline Wisdom

This is a most comfortable, cozy new heating pad for me.

Pity it smells of Woofie.

—Phelps

This new, cushy heating pad…

…is a bit of all right.

—Xena

When Human Mommy abandons us inexplicably, inexcusably, and without proper travel authorization…

…the heads of state of the Feline Empire and Dog Nation hold an emergency summit on the Sleeping Cloud to discuss appropriate sanctions.

—Tortie Empress Amber and Madame President Stella

What a handsome chest, Human Mommy!

I must admit that I was a getting a bit bored with my habitual pied-à-terre in the linen closet.

Now, please hurry up and line my new residence with freshly laundered sheets and towels upon which I will deposit my glorious fur in gratitude.

—Louie, Senior Lap Muffin Correspondent

Is your Human Mommy attempting to clean out her closet?

There’s not much you can do except to be supportive and offer to re-home any old shoes she’d otherwise pitch.

—Cosmo

Of course, I trust Human Daddy to set and light my delightful, crackly fires.

Still, supervision is required.

—Phelps

Excuse the interruption, Humans, but I have an urgent request.

The request is for food.

—Cosmo

It has gotten a bit too nippy outside for the Lion King to spend his evenings gallivanting around the neighborhood.

Zounds!

—Finnegan

With the temperatures dropping…

…I appreciate the glorious, crackly fires Human Daddy builds for me more than ever.

—Phelps