Daily Feline Wisdom

Fall is here…

…and my crackly fire is nothing short of delightful.

—Phelps

You forgot to pick up bread at the market, Human Daddy?

That is unfortunate for your sandwich-making plans…

…but don’t even consider slicing us.

We are Cat loaves not bread loaves and our Murder Mittens will deploy if you come too close.

—Phelps and Luna

I trust that the delicious smelling pot of chicken and rice is for me.

Right, Humans?

—Cosmo

The cold months are coming soon.

Photosynthesize as long as you can.

—Luna

Is your Human Mommy spending too much time on her phone?

You’re perfectly justified in poking in your muzzle, face, and skritchable ears to remind her of her priorities.

—Sunny

Happy Hour can involve drinks…

…or it can consist of an al fresco dusk nap before the seasons change for good.

—Phelps

Yes, I am nesting. No, it is nothing at all like a sparrow or a finch or a chickadee.

Think more Golden Eagle.

—Finnegan

Comely pumpkins adorn the front steps and there is a definite nip in the air, which means that it’s my favorite month and that the beloved park fountain will soon close for the season.

These are both good reasons to drink up.

—Darth Vader

Human Mommy removed me from the Sleeping Cloud where I was happily ensconced and then ran the dreaded vacuum back and forth over the fur I had meticulously placed on the carpet.

I have had to seek refuge with a Woofie.

I am currently plotting my revenge.

—Phelps

The mighty Huntress awakens from her al fresco nap…

…with thoughts of lunch on her mind.

—Luna