The bathroom is the most dangerous room in the house.
If you love your Humans, you must supervise them every time they go potty or go to wash up just in case they fall in the toilet, trip in the shower or over a Cat.
–Charlie, Lily, Quicksilver and Phelps
Daily Feline Wisdom 
Mmh – floor heating?
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We would appreciate a heated floor. We will tell our Humans to look into it.
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Our cats are obsessed by the bathroom too, although I don’t really care for an audience when I’m showering…we have a Charlie and Lily too!
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The audience is for your own good. Your Charlie and Lily know the dangers of the bathroom and are supervising you for your own good. Purrs, Lily & Charlie
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Ohh I see! Thank you for letting me know-no need to feel awkward then! : )
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No need to feel awkward. We Cats are trained, professional bathroom supervisors.
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Lol! Have told my cats and they are very pleased to have your support in this matter!
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Tell your Cats they are very welcome. You are a fortunate Human indeed to have such dedicated bathroom supervisors looking out for your safety.
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And if that happens what will you do? Run for a catnip toy to revive them?
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That is outside of our jurisdiction–we are supervisors, not first-aid technicians. Maybe the Woofies would help?
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Somehow I don’t think that would turn out well.
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We can’t vouch for the Woofies. Our supervising is impeccable, though.
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Cats in the bathroom??? In the BATH for that matter??? What’s going on!
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If your kitties don’t do this, they are obviously slacking in their supervisory duties. Purrs, Lily et al
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Haha xD. Oliver comes in to supervise for certain bathroom duties… Which is rather disturbing to say the least! He is not going anywhere near the water demon home though 😀
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Don’t be disturbed! Oliver does this for your own good.
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LOL. If you say so 😉
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My bathroom doors are always closed–the cats wreak too much havoc in there. It is also the only safe place for plants.
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Plants? You mean the All-you-can-eat Cat Salad Bar?
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Hilarious, I am alway reassured when my girls Tabs and Jems race into the bathroom before me. On one occasion Jems sat in front of me and asked why now? Jems wanted the litter tray clearing. Tabs used to flush the toilet after using the tray and Jems always wiped her paws on the towels. Impeccable manners. Hahaha
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Every morning I must have a drink while mom is brushing her teeth. You’d think she could wait to brush her teeth….I need that first drink in the morning, I’m parched. Think I must snore but ever so daintily, not like mom. Anyway as I was saying, each morning she drips toothpaste on my head and I get annoyed and give her the evil eye but I don’t leave the sink. This is our morning ritual. MOL
Shoko
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Your mom should let you drink from the sink first. Humans can be so rude sometimes…
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Looks like my bathroom except it’s six dogs instead of 7 cats.
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That is a lot of Woofies… Purrs, Quicksilver et al
Sounds like a party to us! Woofs and , Stella and Cosmo
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My housefolk close the bathroom door every time they go in. Well, almost every time. When I get the chance, I take it! I’m not a big fan of the shower, but the toilet- I must make sure they do not fall in. You are completely right on that subject!
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I forgot to sign!
Be seeing you,
Midnight
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Human Daddy still locks us out, too. Fortunately, we have our Human Mommy fairly well trained, at least in this regard. Purrs, Charlie, Lily, Quicksilver and Phelps
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