The best Conventions are arranged in the highest traffic areas, such as the upstairs hallway, to minimize the Conventioneers’ travel time and maximize the possibility of tripping the clumsy Humans.
–Darth Vader, Finnegan, Lily and Amber
The best Conventions are arranged in the highest traffic areas, such as the upstairs hallway, to minimize the Conventioneers’ travel time and maximize the possibility of tripping the clumsy Humans.
–Darth Vader, Finnegan, Lily and Amber
Daily Feline Wisdom 
You forgot that it has to be right where little pups need to walk so as to scare the life out of them too! Hmpf!!
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Actually, our Woofies are kind of big, but, yes, it’s best to prevent them from going where they want to go. Woofies need to understand that we Cats are in charge. Purrs, Darth Vader et al
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You forgot boss, mean, bullies! (and yes I’m hiding behind mummy!)
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Humans are not the bosses, little Woofie. Cats are the bosses. The sooner you understand that, the sooner you will get along with your feline siblings. Purrs, DV et al
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Doesn’t matter what I do. Daisy hits Sam cos he’s an idiot. Then Sam hits me!!! Its not fair!
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Lol…so true!
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Purrs, Darth Vader et al
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And if your convention needs to move, it’s best to do it right in front of the humans’ feet! They love that.
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Agreed! Even better if your Convention is so early in the morning that the Humans haven’t had their coffee yet and are especially groggy/clumsy. Purrs, Darth Vader et al
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guys….we just hope de food iz good; noe… make that GRATE….we haz hurd
bout conventionz food !! 🙂 ♥♥♥
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It’s easier to find the humans too if you need snacks
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True! We depend upon the Humans to provide a decent catering services for our conventions. Purrs, Finnegan et al
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Yes! Also, I can pounce on their heads if they are not complying with my demand for treats. Purrs, Finnegan
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