There’s nothing scary about public speaking. Know your message, put yourself up high so everyone can see you, and make sure that your audience is mostly awake, which is especially important if they are feline, as we tend to sleep a majority of our time and suffer fools not at all.
–Finnegan
great tips! I’m a very pawfessional public speaker I only spit while speaking… butt the mama has 87 umbrellas so she can prepare herself :o)
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That is good. Just make sure your Human can still see you with all those umbrellas. Purrs, Finnegan
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What is the message today, Finnegan? It must be something important for you to get on the soapbox… er… serving cart…
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Super important! The mean vet told Human Mommy and Daddy to cut back on our treats. I am proposing a coordinated resistance to this ridiculous idea. Purrs, Finnegan
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Treats are not nutritionally balanced and you cannot substitute them for your food. You don’t want your family to all get sick.
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We eat our kibble, too, and an occasional free range bird. Treats are just our favorite. Purrs, Finnegan
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Is this a how many cats in this picture test?
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How many of us do you see? Bonus points if you can name us all. Purrs, Finnegan
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Looks like you are preaching to the choir, Finn!
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Not at all! We Cats are notorious for having different opinions. It takes a tremendous amount of charisma and savoir-faire to get a group of Cats to agree on something. Purrs, Finnegan
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