Why you are here, Human, eyeing my bed so coveteously?
You say you are stuck in my palace…
Social distancing, you say…
In that case, kindly distance yourself both socially and physically from my bed.
It is time for the Queen’s mid-morning nap.
–Lexie, Guest Contributor*
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