Since the beginning of Feline/Human Cohabitation, we Cats have been collecting data on what you Humans do in the bathroom.
My Human is showering. I must keep track of the time, the water usage, and temperature then run all these data points through a complex equation that proves licking oneself is more efficient and more civilized.
Then I must upload my findings to the North American Feline Meta-Data Human Bathroom Usage Cloud-Based SharePaw Site.
Data analysis is exhausting.
–Louie, Senior Lap Muffin Contributor