Big Data

Since the beginning of Feline/Human Cohabitation, we Cats have been collecting data on what you Humans do in the bathroom.

My Human is showering. I must keep track of the time, the water usage, and temperature then run all these data points through a complex equation that proves licking oneself is more efficient and more civilized.

Then I must upload my findings to the North American Feline Meta-Data Human Bathroom Usage Cloud-Based SharePaw Site.

Data analysis is exhausting.

–Louie, Senior Lap Muffin Contributor

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