Since the beginning of Feline/Human Cohabitation, we Cats have been collecting data on what you Humans do in the bathroom.
My Human is showering. I must keep track of the time, the water usage, and temperature then run all these data points through a complex equation that proves licking oneself is more efficient and more civilized.
Then I must upload my findings to the North American Feline Meta-Data Human Bathroom Usage Cloud-Based SharePaw Site.
Data analysis is exhausting.
–Louie, Senior Lap Muffin Contributor
You look so cozy on the bathrobe, Louie.
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Cozy but exhausted… Purrs, Louie
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Humans just don’t get half the work we actually do, do they? We are the unsung heroes in daily life!! Bless you and keep up the good work.
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Right?! And sometimes they even try to close the bathroom door on us! Inexcusable!! Purrs, Louie
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You could do what a lot of humans do and just make stuff up.
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No! We Cats believe in clean data! Purrs, Louie
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