Since the beginning of Feline/Human Cohabitation, we Cats have been collecting data on what you Humans do in the bathroom.
My Human is showering. I must keep track of the time, the water usage, and temperature then run all these data points through a complex equation that proves licking oneself is more efficient and more civilized.
Then I must upload my findings to the North American Feline Meta-Data Human Bathroom Usage Cloud-Based SharePaw Site.
Data analysis is exhausting.
–Louie, Senior Lap Muffin Contributor
Daily Feline Wisdom 
You look so cozy on the bathrobe, Louie.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Cozy but exhausted… Purrs, Louie
LikeLiked by 1 person
Humans just don’t get half the work we actually do, do they? We are the unsung heroes in daily life!! Bless you and keep up the good work.
LikeLiked by 2 people
Right?! And sometimes they even try to close the bathroom door on us! Inexcusable!! Purrs, Louie
LikeLiked by 1 person
You could do what a lot of humans do and just make stuff up.
LikeLiked by 1 person
No! We Cats believe in clean data! Purrs, Louie
LikeLike