Is your Human Mommy failing to provide you with sufficient treats and telling you to eat Kibble instead?
Take her beloved breakfast pastries, Human Daddy’s coffee creamer, and the Woofies’ treats hostage.
Human Mommy will have to pay a handsome ransom of Temptations.
—Apollo
Apollo keep doing that until they give you sufficient meals and treats and plenty of toys
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Ooh, hadn’t even thought about the toys. I’ll add that to my demands. Purrs, Apollo
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Good idea
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Good thinking, Apollo! Time for the felines of the world to rise up and ascend to their rightful apex position in homes around the world. Lead on! Purrs
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Correct! Purrs, Apollo
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How did you become so skilled in blackmail?
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I wouldn’t have to resort to blackmail if my Humans just gave me sufficient treats to begin with. Purrs, Apollo
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He is on the WORKTOP!
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You sound surprised. Did le roi not ascend to the worktop in his younger years? Purrs, Apollo
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Sounds like an excellent plan
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No chance of failure. Human Mommy loves her fancy breakfast pastries almost as much as I love my Temptations. Purrs, Apollo
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