Is your Human Mommy failing to provide you with sufficient treats and telling you to eat Kibble instead?
Take her beloved breakfast pastries, Human Daddy’s coffee creamer, and the Woofies’ treats hostage.
Human Mommy will have to pay a handsome ransom of Temptations.
—Apollo
Daily Feline and Canine Wisdom 
Apollo keep doing that until they give you sufficient meals and treats and plenty of toys
LikeLiked by 2 people
Ooh, hadn’t even thought about the toys. I’ll add that to my demands. Purrs, Apollo
LikeLiked by 1 person
Good idea
LikeLike
Good thinking, Apollo! Time for the felines of the world to rise up and ascend to their rightful apex position in homes around the world. Lead on! Purrs
LikeLiked by 1 person
Correct! Purrs, Apollo
LikeLiked by 1 person
How did you become so skilled in blackmail?
LikeLiked by 1 person
I wouldn’t have to resort to blackmail if my Humans just gave me sufficient treats to begin with. Purrs, Apollo
LikeLike
He is on the WORKTOP!
LikeLiked by 1 person
You sound surprised. Did le roi not ascend to the worktop in his younger years? Purrs, Apollo
LikeLike
Sounds like an excellent plan
LikeLiked by 1 person
No chance of failure. Human Mommy loves her fancy breakfast pastries almost as much as I love my Temptations. Purrs, Apollo
LikeLiked by 1 person