Author: sevencatsandcounting

It’s a shame Quicksilver is missing the 2020 fountain season.

On the other paw, he had a tendency of licking the fountain dry and leaving nothing for the other Cats.

–Darth Vader

It’s cuddle time, Papa Cosmo!

Yes, Little Xena. Now settle in so that our cuddle can become a nap.

–Xena and Cosmo

I am napping balletically.

Note my crossed back paws.

–Lily

In these uncertain times, it is more important than ever to take a careful inventory of your refrigerator’s contents.

Hmmm… I don’t see nearly enough chicken in here and my Human is wasting valuable storage shelf space on vegetables!

–Louie, Senior Lap Muffin Correspondent

What are you looking at?

Oh, at our magnificence, you say.

By all means, go ahead and keep looking.

–Darth Vader and Finnegan

Cats and Woofies alike are drawn to the backyard oasis on an unseasonably warm, early spring day.

Indoor water lacks the delicious hint of wild goldfish.

–Lily

Since the beginning of Feline/Human Cohabitation, we Cats have been collecting data on what you Humans do in the bathroom.

My Human is showering. I must keep track of the time, the water usage, and temperature then run all these data points through a complex equation that proves licking oneself is more efficient and more civilized.

Then I must upload my findings to the North American Feline Meta-Data Human Bathroom Usage Cloud-Based SharePaw Site.

Data analysis is exhausting.

–Louie, Senior Lap Muffin Contributor

Are your Humans still here, in your space, disrupting your naps with their clickity-clackity typing?

Do you have to monitor their every move to ensure that they are working and not wasting time on Candy Crush or browsing Amazon?

It’s hard to be the Boss Cat.

–Orzo, Guest Contributor

Ahem, Human Daddy!

I require a tummy rub.

–Cosmo

It’s Saturday!

And the squeaky ball is mine!

–Xena