Stuck inside? Don’t stress…
Learn to lounge like a Cat.
–Lily
Senior Royal
Why you are here, Human, eyeing my bed so coveteously?
You say you are stuck in my palace…
Social distancing, you say…
In that case, kindly distance yourself both socially and physically from my bed.
It is time for the Queen’s mid-morning nap.
–Lexie, Guest Contributor*
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Stress Relief
Stuck in the house? Feeling stressed out?
Work off your feelings by savaging the nearest stuffie with the Rabbit Kick of Death.
–Jasper, Guest Contributor
Social Distancing Guard Cat
Come no closer, Human! My Humans are Social Distancing.
Oh wait…
That’s you, Human Daddy? My bad…
I didn’t recognize you in that stylish hat.
–Finnegan
Ne touche pas!
All you Humans are going on and on about the importance of not touching your faces.
Question: If it’s so important, why aren’t you all wearing cones?!
–Louis Catorze, Guest Contributor
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Mine now
Good morning, Human!
I know you may want to sleep in a bit more, given that it’s Sunday, but you can’t…
…because I have hijacked the blanket and pillow.
–Tucker, Guest Contributor
No, but…
No, Human, you cannot get the chair back.
You may stroke my irresistible tummy, so long as you understand that my murder mittens and/or fangs will automatically deploy when you achieve a specific, ever changing, seemingly arbitrary level of tummy stimulus.
And, no, stroking my tummy will not restore you chair privileges.
–Louie, Guest Contributor
No Chair for You
You stood up, disrupting my lap muffin session…
…and now you want the chair back?!
No chair for you, Human.
–Louie, Guest Contributor
Lap Muffin
My Human is home all the time! I can’t believe my luck.
One of my favorite things in the world is being her lap muffin.
–Louie, Guest Contributor*
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Work from Home
Is your Human Mommy home all day, every day, “working”?
It is your job, as her Cat Manager, to make sure she doesn’t slack off.
–Phelps
Daily Feline Wisdom 