Author: sevencatsandcounting

Hello there! I am the King of the Pond.

The water is warm and there’s plenty to eat.

The only annoying part is the constant clicking clacking of the paparazzi’s cameras.

–King Frog

No, I do not want one of the Woofies’ health bars.

No, I don’t want a Pupperoni either.

This is what I want.

FINALLY!

–Luna*

*Hey Temptations! Not to brag, but I consider myself to be an Influencer in the Cat Blogging world. How about sending over a complimentary case of Temptations so that I can ensure your product’s placement in future posts?

There is no room for you on this bench, Humans.

Obviously.

–Darth Vader and Finnegan

Don’t disturb my nap.

I have sharp fangs, laser eyes, and murder mittens.

I also have an arsenal.

–Phelps

I am the only Cat eating at the Kibble bowl.

But the Kibble bowl is running low.

Code Yellow!

–Darth Vader

Code Red! The kibble bowl is empty!

Code Orange! The kibble bowl is full but it’s too crowded to get a proper mouthful.

I am going to starve.

–Darth Vader

This lawn must be the luckiest in the neighborhood…

…as it contains a black Cat lounging on a bed of clover.

–Darth Vader

My Big Bro Cosmo is…

…the best body pillow.

–Sunny

Happy Friday, Human Mommy! You should go to work across the hall.

I’ll lounge right here until it’s Niptini time.

–Darth Vader

Go ahead and hit the snooze button again, Human Mommy.

I’m enjoying our cuddle session.

–Luna