You and I are both well-dressed in classic tuxedos.

The similarities end there, Woofie.
-Phelps
You and I are both well-dressed in classic tuxedos.

The similarities end there, Woofie.
-Phelps
Why should I get off of your work-issued laptop, Human Mommy?
Under your work policy, I have full rights to all of your work equipment and its contents since I’m your Cat Manager.

Now shoo. I am using my laptop to warm my belly on this crisp fall morning.
–Amber
Don’t worry, Human Mommy! We know you’re working.
We’ll be very quiet unless something happens outside, there’s a potential of something happening outside, or you happen to be on a conference call.

Then we will bark loudly, in harmony, as a pack.
–Xena
Cold weather is coming.

Enjoy the park fountains while you still can.
–Luna
–Louie, Senior Lap Muffin Correspondent
Don’t judge, Human Mommy. The treadmill isn’t even plugged in.

What do you expect us to do? Pitter patter in place?
–Darth Vader and Lily
Back away from the computer, Human Mommy. It’s Sunday.

You should spend quality time with me, your beloved Cat.
–Louie, Senior Lap Muffin Correspondent
It looks like you are enjoying a tasty egg and cheese breakfast sandwich, Human Daddy.

You know who else would enjoy a bite of that sandwich?

Me, your beloved Dog Son. I sure would love a bite.
–Cosmo
Oh look, a crackly fire!

It is well and truly fall.
–Phelps
What’s that, Human Mommy? We’re out of treats again?!

I guess I’ll just have to make do with smoked salmon.

The whole packet, please. I’m quite hungry.
–Luna