Oh, fire! You are so crackly and bright and warm!
You fill me with joy.
–Xena
Laying Claim
I hereby declare this cardboard box and its contents mine.
All mine.
–Luna
Come and join us
Come and join us, Human Mommy!
We saved you a spot.
–Cosmo, Xena, Sunny and Stella
Beauty Routine 2
You Humans iron your clothes when you want to look particularly sharp.
We Cats lick our fur.
Licking is more effective than ironing.
–Lily
Peckish
Please use your opposable thumbs to open the fridge, Human Mommy.
I’m feeling peckish.
–Darth Vader
Beauty Routine
Why do you take showers, Human Mommy?
Don’t you have a tongue?
Why do you slather creams and ointments and Cat-knows-what on your face?
Why don’t you just grow out your face fur?
–Amber
What to do?
Oh Dog-Diggity-Dog! It’s Friday, Sunny!
What should we do first to celebrate?
–Xena
Me Time
It can be nice to have a quiet evening alone…
…with no Meowie visitors to entertain.
Oh, friend, you are never truly alone. I am always watching.
–Half Moon Nebula and Luna
New Year’s Resolutions
It’s hard to keep a resolution.
Just love and let others love you.
–Cosmo and Xena
Holiday Photo
This holiday photo would be improved by…
…the inclusion of your beloved Dogs.
–Cosmo and Sunny
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