The Meowies, Woofies, and Humans have couches whereas I have leaf hammocks.

I definitely have better furniture.
–Orion
The Meowies, Woofies, and Humans have couches whereas I have leaf hammocks.

I definitely have better furniture.
–Orion
The Woofies may need to go out…

…but for us Cats it’s just a bit too early to get up on a Saturday.
–Luna
I’m a Lady who loves footwear.

What’s wrong with that?
–Stella
Kissy-Kissy! Licky-Licky!

I love you Human Daddy.
–Xena
I scream…

…you scream…

…for just one lick of Human Daddy’s icecream.
–Cosmo and Xena
Note: Icecream is bad for dogs. None was shared, despite the screaming and the puppy eyes. Human Daddy is a strong man.
The key to getting a free facial…

…is positioning yourself in the right spot…

…and waiting patiently as the tongue approaches.
–Xena
Stay back, Woofies!

Lily needs to hydrate.
–Amber
I enjoy entertaining as much as the next Beta, but…

…sometimes it’s nice to chill out on my own with no Meowie visitors.
–Orion
My Humans have not yet procured my pumpkins, but I found a hay bail upon which to pose.

Consider this my 2019 Pre-Halloween portrait.
Whatcha got, Sun King?
–Darth Vader
Xena makes for a cute lamp when she is wearing her cone…

…but it is much nicer when she has it off and becomes a pillow.
–Cosmo