Author: sevencatsandcounting

I have returned from the Vet, only to be confined to a Fortress of Solitude, with an unflattering lampshade around my neck.

Woe is me.

–Xena

When it’s chilly outside…

…it’s sometimes better to share a lap than to wait for an individual one.

–Quicksilver and Darth Vader

Nothing beats a good, lazy Sunday.

–Sunny, Stella, Xena, and Cosmo

This is my fire, Woofies.

There’s no room for you to sit.

–Amber

The proper tail drape…

…makes every photo great.

–Darth Vader

A stare down is inevitable…

…when there is only one treat remaining and more than one Cat.

–Darth Vader and Luna

Why, oh why…

…did this happen to me?!

–Xena

It is nice to have a second floor in your home.

Getting up high gives you a good vantage point on the birds.

–Amber

It is boring to wait for a lap.

But it is lovely to sit on a lap, particularly when another Cat is waiting.

–Quicksilver and Darth Vader

Whenever a Human is in the kitchen, you should deploy your Puppy Eyes.

Kitchen = Food = Potential Treats

–Xena