It’s still a bit too nippy to take a long nap in the Private-Members-Only-Cat-Club, sometimes erroneously referred to as the front porch.
I can handle a short, tightly coiled nap, though. I’ll dream of the early spring the groundhog promised.
–Finnegan
Why are you wasting time taking my photo, Human Mommy?
I know that this Tupperware contains fresh baked, organic chicken tenders.
Hurry up and open it before I succumb to starvation.
–Louie, Guest Contributor
The full sun window box is now mine.
All mine.
–Lily
No, I am not an expensive new carpet.
I am your glorious House Lion.
Be careful not to step on me.
–Finnegan
That’s my window box, Lily. Kindly unbox yourself.
Haven’t you ever heard that possession is nine-tenths of the law, Luna?
The fact that I’m a Queen and you’re a mere Princess makes up for the other tenth.
Now, shoo.
Don’t make me late for my mid-morning nap.
–Luna and Lily
Waking up is overrated…
…particularly on a Sunday.
–Lily
When the resistance is not enough and the perfectly furred sheets are ripped from your bed…
Refur, citoyens!!!
Refur with all your might!
–Darth Vader
Sometimes the Humans will feel compelled to change the perfectly furred sheets on your bed.
Resist!
Resist with all your might.
–Darth Vader
IMPORTANT: DO NOT WATER CAT FUR. DO NOT SPRITZ CAT WITH SPRAY BOTTLE. CAT IS NOT A PLANT.
–Luna
What do you mean we’re out of treats, Human Mommy?!
The Woofies still have a whole bag of Pupperoni.
We’ll take that.
–Finnegan and Luna
