Author: sevencatsandcounting

I love you so much, Human Uncle!

I’m going to get my odor ALL over you!

–Sydney

Where’ve you been, Human Daddy? Who’ve you been with?

–Cosmo, Stella, Xena, and Sunny

Glorious…

…aren’t I?

–Lily

It’s hot and my fan is not plugged in.

Put your opposable thumbs to good use IMMEDIATELY, Humans!

–Darth Vader

Why do Humans refer to these as the “Dog Days” of summer?

We Cats are the only ones to appreciate this mix of heat and humidity.

–Finnegan

A good guy always lets his lady hog the blanket.

As well he should.

–Sunny and Stella

This door is closed.

Unacceptable, Humans.

–Amber and Darth Vader

I’m a Mama’s Boy for sure.

Just ask Human Mommy.

–Sunny

I’m a Daddy’s Girl–no doubt about it.

Just ask Human Daddy.

–Xena

The King-Size bed feels ever so much more comfortable…

…once the Humans depart for the mysterious place they call “work.”

–Cosmo, Sunny, Stella, and Xena

Eeeeew!

This water tastes of Woofie!

Humans! A Meowie is drinking our water AND criticizing it.

That’s not right.

–Lily and Stella