The Stair Toll does not discriminate.
It applies to Humans, Woofies, and other Cats alike.
–Amber and Lily
Stair Toll
Lunch
Lunchtime? I LOVE lunch!
But wait, Human Daddy… Your plate is EMPTY!
I’m gonna starve!
–Cosmo
Office Chair
Thank you for my new office chair, Human Mommy! Question…
Where are you going to sit?
–Phelps
Sleeping
You Humans go on and on about how we Cats spend an inordinate amount of time sleeping.
Ummmm… Are you seeing this?
–Lily
Lucky
I’m a lucky guy to have Miss Xena in my life.
And I’m a lucky gal to have Mr. Sunny in mine.
–Sunny and Xena
Sun Puddle
The best naps happen…
…in a sun puddle.
–Finnegan
Fair’s Fair
Human Daddy is giving treats to a Meowie but none to us.
That’s not fair.
–Cosmo and Xena
Good Morning
Good morning, Human Mommy! I’m glad you’re up.
You were kind of hogging the pillow.
–Finnegan
Look at me!
Look at me, Human Mommy!
I’m posing.
–Lily
Printing
It’s 2020, Human Mommy! You can read everything on your Smartphone or tablet.
Why oh why do you insist on printing?
The chugging of the inkjets is disturbing my naptime.
–Amber
