No matter how many times we hiss and threaten the use of our diamond-cuttingly sharp claws, the biggest Woofie just doesn’t understand that it’s rude to hover over our high tea.
–Charlie, Luna, Darth Vader, and Lily
Dining Etiquette
Woofies are hopelessly gauche. It’s perfectly acceptable to use colorful hisses, growls, and the threat of razor sharp claws to teach them the rules of dining etiquette.
–Darth Vader
Daily Feline Wisdom 