Don’t feel guilty about eating too much over the holidays! There’s no such thing as overeating, particularly if your rat toy is still bigger than you.
–Luna
Don’t Delay
Did your Human Mommy forget to pick up kitty treats when she went to the hunting ground she calls the supermarket? Don’t delay in deploying the guilt trip. Make your yellow eyes as big as saucers and suck in your furry belly as much as possible so that she understands that her forgetfulness will likely result in your starvation before either of you make it through the front door.
–Darth Vader
Daily Feline Wisdom 