Humans, you have not known true joy until you have stumbled out of bed to find yourself surrounded by a pride of lions.
Coffee can wait. Get busy opening our cans of wet food. They don’t call us apex predators for nothing and there is only one of you and seven of us, not counting the new cub upstairs.
–Darth Vader, Phelps, Lily, Charlie, Quicksilver, Amber and Finnegan
When you find yourselves outnumbered by the Meowies, stand very, very still, save for the wagging of one of your tails, which they may or may not interpret as a white flag depending on their knowledge of canine signals, the strategic importance of your physical location, and their mood.
Uh-oh, we seem to be blocking access to the Meowies’ kibble.
Deploy the Puppy Eyes! Deploy the Puppy Eyes!
–Cosmo and Stella
Daily Feline Wisdom 