It’s nice to have a nickname. For example, my Humans sometimes call me “Mr. Spaghetti Legs.”
–Finnegan
Stealth Masters
When you really, really, really want something, like spaghetti, pretend to be asleep. Spring into action at the propitious moment when the spaghetti is unguarded because the Humans believe you to be deep in dreamland.
–Cosmo and Darth Vader
Daily Feline Wisdom 