Do your Humans ever tell you that you are “in the way” or, worse, that you should “get out of the way this instant”?
Silly Humans.
Cats are never in the way. We are always right where we are meant to be as the universe conforms to our whims.
–Amber
Universal Laws
If you sit on a counter top and look cute/starved long enough, delicacies will eventually find their way to your mouth. Such is the way of the universe.
–Quicksilver and Lily
Daily Feline Wisdom 