Do you have too many long limbs? Do you not always know how to position them? When in doubt, let them lay where they fall. “Je ne sais quoi” means “I know chic.”
–Darth Vader
Self Service
Is the kitchen staff taking too long? Knock the treats off the counter top and attempt to help yourself.
–Finnegan
Style
Stylish ladies know how to curl their hair, eyelashes and tails just so.
–Amber
Conversations
Conversing with loved ones is good for the soul.
–Darth Vader and Phelps
Assertiveness
Sometimes you have to be assertive. For example, if nobody offers you wet food or treats in a timely manner, feel free to jump up on the counter and vocalize your displeasure at the long wait.
–Finnegan
Houseplants
Houseplants complement all interior decors and purify the air. They also allow you to play “Jungle Cat.”
–Lily
Paper Bags
The bag is yours if you are in it. Don’t let anyone convince you otherwise, not even if they threaten to use their claws.
–Finnegan
Rocking Chairs
A rocking chair provides a good seating option when all the cardboard boxes are occupied. Be careful, though, not to let your tail fall under the rockers.
–Quicksilver
Big Boxes
A big box calls for a big cat.
–Darth Vader
Cardboard
Cardboard is an underutilized building material. Imagine the comfort of a cardboard couch! In the meantime, make do with cardboard boxes.
–Lily
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