There’s no better place and time for a prolonged chat than at the top of the stairs, early in the morning, when your Human Mommy is running late for work and is wearing a new pair of platform sandals in which you’re not convinced she’s capable of balancing her clumsy self.
–Phelps and Lily
Daily Feline Wisdom 
This is funny, our cat makes same, at the top of the stairs she sits and doesn’t move when we want to walk… we have to jump 🙂 Thank you, Love, nia
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Thank you Nia! Sitting at the top of the stairs is a Cat thing. We do it to keep our Humans limber. Purrs, Lily and Phelps
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that’s fabulous feline wisdom, I agree the stairs can be the best place for a chat in the early morning… I give that place 4 paws for a super entertainment factor :o)
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Many purrs, Lily and Phelps
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And I bet mummy used some very choice words as she stumbled around you!!!
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That’s true! She did mutter some interesting words. That’s another good thing about sitting at the top of the stairs–you can expand your vocabulary. Purrs, Lily and Phelps
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Yes but not with words you can repeat in public!!!
I find another good way is to leave dead mice outside the bathroom door at night. It’s pretty much guaranteed someone will step on it with bare feet!!!! 😂
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Sadly no mice visit our homestead anymore. It’s like they smell the 7 of us or something. Purrs, Lily and Phelps
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Our cats bring them in. Well.. I say ‘cats’.. Psychokitty brings them in. The idiot can’t catch a leaf!!!!
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Maybe “Idiot” eats them. Maybe he doesn’t believe that you are worthy of his prey. Our maybe he delegates all hunting to “Psychokitty.” Purrs, Lily and Phelps
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No, trust me Idiot can’t catch a cold!!!! Bless him, he’s so simple he makes Forest Gump look smart!!!
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What is it with human footwear? They don’t seem to wear sensible things like a nice paw with a claw.
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Don’t even get us started about Human feet! Soooo ugly, with no fur or proper, retractable claws to speak of. On the other paw, there’s no better place to snooze than curled up on some stinky Human shoes. Purrs, Lily and Phelps
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My cats only do that when there’s no stinky clothes in the laundry basket to nap on.
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Stinky clothes are more comfortable, but shoes contain so much odor… It’s basically the same as the difference between “parfum” and “eau de parfum.” Purrs, Lily and Phelps
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Cats love to sit where they can see two places, don’t they? Upstairs and downstairs, inside and outside, ceiling and floor. Must be a holdover from hunting instincts in the wild.
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Or maybe we just want to trip our clumsy Humans. Same same… Purrs, Lily and Phelps
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Oh no, clumsy humans need to watch where they are walking.
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phelps & lily….all sew try a nice tete a tete; ore nap …when one oh yur peepulz iz say…standin at de kitshun sink….sneek up bee hind em & take a few minits out for a quik snooze…they willna see ewe….til….later ~~~~~~~ ♥♥♥☺☺☺
we iz off line fora few sew heerz two a crocodile icefish kinda week oh end two all ♥♥♥
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MOL! We do that frequently–Human Mommy always trips. Purrs, Lily & Phelps
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hay…..wear did R commint go ~~~~~~~~~
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Maybe the Woofies ate it?
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