If you’re a handsome Cat and you have an irresistible urge to clean your privates while outside, be sure to position yourself strategically behind a plant to prevent the smartphone-wielding Human paparazzi from catching you in a compromising position.
–Phelps
Daily Feline Wisdom 
gread advice.. I always did it in public, butt maybe your way has more class&style :o)
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Well, as a Woofie, you may have fewer paparazzi after you. We Cats make up at least 80% of Internet content–photos and videos of us are therefore highly valuable. Purrs, Phelps
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When they want to clean their “precious”, my two Persians just do it right in the open, though they do object to me photographing the deed.
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As well they should. Purrs, Phelps
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You don’t want to end up on a kitty porn site!
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Gracious no! Nor in a salacious feline tabloid. Purrs, Phelps
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I need to show this to my kitten brothers. They are CONSTANTLY stretching out into yoga poses in the middle of the room while bathing their “parts”.
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Well, it’s okay to do this inside, so long as the curtains are closed. It’s outside where you have to watch out for the paparazzi. Purrs, Phelps
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dood…..yea…coz yur mom and ore dad could post that fotoz ta any wear…..even placez like werd prezz wear de hole bloggin werld wood see it… ya noe !!!! ♥♥♥☺☺☺
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Right? A Cat’s got to watch out for his reputation what with all the paparazzi around! Purrs, Phelps
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Hahaha 😂😂
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Purrs, Phelps
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🐈🐈
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Great idea! Humans have no manners sometimes. Kommando and Snoops
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Humans have no manners whatsoever. Purrs, Phelps
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I know what you mean, man. But sometimes I have no choice but to “clean that” out in the open.
-Shadow
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Best to find a plant, bro! You don’t want “that” splashed all over the Cat tabloids. Purrs, Phelps
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