A great guard Cat can be sweet and tough simultaneously. For example, you can bestow a lap cuddle on a deserving Human while training your steely, intimidating gaze on the perimeter of the fort.
–Phelps
A great guard Cat can be sweet and tough simultaneously. For example, you can bestow a lap cuddle on a deserving Human while training your steely, intimidating gaze on the perimeter of the fort.
–Phelps
Daily Feline Wisdom 
that’s a very wise chapter of feline wisdom… do you think that works for canines too? I mean we can’t purr….
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Sure it does, Easy! If you can’t purr, you can always lick. Purrs, Phelps
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I bet you’re the best Guard Cat ever, Phelps!
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I am the best Guard Cat and the best Lap Cuddler, if I do say so myself. Purrs, Phelps
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Phelps – discuss with your humans your necklace – there is a rather big ring attached which could get you into trouble if you are stuck with that someplace and cannot get your humans to help you. Smaller rings are preferable, as they are less likely to get stuck around something.
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Thank you! I will tell my Humans immediately–right after I remove my necklace. It’s getting to look a bit shabby–the crowns that show I am a Cat King are a bit faded. High time my servants provided me with a new necklace. Purrs, Phelps
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I don’t mind you wearing a collar – it just should be safe for you. You are too cute to die because of such a thing.
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No worries–I’ve already removed it. It’s a safety collar so it’s super easy to pop off at will. I am planning on giving my Humans a very hard time for it, though. Purrs, Phelps
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I can understand they want you to wear a medal (or rather an ID), but it is always better to be chipped.
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I’m also chipped. Purrs, Phelps
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dood…….total lee awesum job oh keepin yur mom safe frum burd, squirrel, vizshuz deer & all other nay bor hood kinda stuff !!!!! we think thiz dee serves extree tuna……like 47 canz ! ♥♥♥☺☺☺
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Me too! Purrs, Phelps
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