Who is crueler, Human Daddy, who makes an unreasonable rule like no Cats in the bedroom while the Humans are at work, or Human Mommy who enforces said rule?
–Darth Vader
Who is crueler, Human Daddy, who makes an unreasonable rule like no Cats in the bedroom while the Humans are at work, or Human Mommy who enforces said rule?
–Darth Vader
Daily Feline Wisdom 
Dear me! I’d say the enforcer, DV! But keep trying. In time you might just wear them out!
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Thank you! I think so, too. I’m going to start rationing my purrs to Human Mommy just as soon as she stops stroking my chin. Purrs, DV
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it’s a hard decision… maybe both are related with Miss Cruella?
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No wonder they got the Woofies! It all makes sense now. Purrs, DV
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The enforcer. Sorry mom. 😉
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Maybe I should hide under the bed? That will make the enforcer’s job harder. Purrs, DV
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Sounds good to me. 🙂
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No cats in the bedroom? Perhaps you should call Cat Services and have them investigated!
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We have, multiple times actually! Cat Services has quite the backlog. Apparently, our Humans are not alone in their cruel behavior. Purrs, DV
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You’re right. Our Hazel thinks that 6 meals a day are the right number. She has Cat Services on speed dial.
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Hazel is right. It’s mealtime when it’s food o’clock and it’s always food o’clock. Purrs, DV
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We face the same dilemma with our chocolate lab, Emma. She likes breaking the rules and the attention it brings.
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We don’t require attention–we just require a comfy spot to sleep for 18 hours a day. Purrs, Darth Vader
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Cats are actively welcomed on my bed…if necessary I can always sleep elsewhere…
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Text us your address. We are packing our Kitty suitcases. (You don’t mind if we occasionally perfume your pillows, do you? Human Mommy says that’s the reason we are not allowed on our current bed unsupervised.) Purrs, Darth Vader
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I have plenty of spare pillows and pillowcases for just such an eventuality…!
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Brilliant! We are on our way. Purrs, DV
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I’ll set the tuna out and prepare catnip…
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Purrs, DV
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I need the number for Cat Services. My Human is always telling me to get off his laptop. Clearly he doesn’t understand that I AM HIS LAPTOP, but he was also keeping the number for Cat Services from me. He must be reported, because he’s getting worse. Just today, he closed the bathroom door while he showered and shaved, and wouldn’t open it despite my clear demands to be let in. He’s becoming uncontrollable. Maybe Cat Services can help me set him straight. Purrs, Tucker
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1-800-MEOW is the basic number for
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Cat Services. 1-800-HISS is their crisis line. (Being locked out of the bathroom = crisis.) Good luck, Tucker! Purrs, DV
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darth….de dawgs who ratted ewe out when ya getted on de bed
afturr yur mom & dad leeved for werk ~~~~~~~~ ☺☺☺♥♥♥
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I have no problem blaming bad things on the Woofies… Purrs, DV
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It’s outRAGEous. I think you should rage until they come to their senses. Bedrooms are for CATS.
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Yes, yes they are. Purrs, DV
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Oh I can come into the room but not on the bed. Your lucky
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You poor kitties! We can’t let our humans see this. We rule the house. Snoops and Kommando
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No, don’t let your Humans get the idea that they are in charge. They aren’t. Not at all, not even a little. Purrs, Darth Vader
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