Exterminator

There is something under the stove, Human Mommy.

I’d tell you what it is, but I don’t want you to freak out.

I will dispatch of it and then leave its remains on your pillow if you are really so curious about what “it” is.

–Luna

6 thoughts on “Exterminator

  1. If it’s any sort of rodent, I suggest you pick it up with a couple of layers of paper towel if it’s dead and commend it to your outside trash. If it’s alive, I suggest you commend it to a brave mouse killer or to quick death by decapitation. Mice are very frequently disease vectors, and some mouse-vectored diseases are extremely serious, or even fatal, such as Hanta virus. Cats are usually not susceptible to Hanta virus but humans can be very susceptible.

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