My old friend, Orion, went to the gigantic lake in the sky.
Now I am getting to know my new friend, Half Moon Nebula. It’s going swimmingly.
–Luna
Inventory
It’s important to take an inventory of purchases everytime your Humans return from a store…
…especially when that store is Petco.
–Cosmo, Xena, and Sunny
Stair Toll
You know, Amber, with the holidays coming up, maybe we should give the Humans a break on the stair toll…
What nonsense, Darth! The stair toll takes no holidays.
–Darth Vader and Amber
Festive Flowers
Thank you for my festive flowers, Humans!
I’ll be sure to pick you up a little something (think rodent) for the holidays the next time I’m out.
–Luna
The Queen
I am the Queen and you are my subjects.
Any questions?
–Lily
Lap Time
It’s a shame we don’t all fit on Human Daddy’s lap at once.
We’ll just have to line up and wait for Xena’s departure.
–Stella and Cosmo
Perspective
Chilly and gloomy, you say?
A near perfect day for ornithology, I say.
It’s all in how you look at things.
–Luna
Anywhere we please
As Cats, we can stretch out anywhere…
…even with a Woofie.
–Luna
Forgetting Something
Good morning, Human Mommy.
You’ve let the Woofies out, you’ve made coffee…
But you’ve forgotten something important.
Think really hard, Human Mommy. It will come to you… No?
Cat treats! You’ve forgotten to distribute Cat treats!
–Lily
Job Description
Sometimes your Humans may forget that their job description includes providing a lap until you decide otherwise.
I am enjoying this lap, Human Mommy.
Stay!
–Louie, Guest Contributor
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