For fast service, consider placing your dinner order from the stove top. Be careful, though. Only jump up when the stove is off as nothing ruins a meal like singed fur.
–Quicksilver
Denial
Is something like a puppy annoying you? Simply turn your head and narrow your eyes or fall into a deep sleep. Denial won’t solve the issue, but it will offer a brief reprieve from your annoyance.
–Lily and Amber
No Sudden Moves
Do not make any sudden moves if you discover a hound sleeping in your bed.
–Quicksilver and Lily
Catnip Mouse
Occasionally partaking of a catnip mouse will not turn you into a cat, I hope.
–Cosmo
Finishing Touches
Your laundry is not really “done” until your cat sheds a film of fur on top of it. You’re welcome, humans.
–Amber
You are NOT a Rabbit
Loving carrots does not make you a rabbit, particularly if the carrots are stuffed with catnip.
–Darth Vader
Appreciate your Catsmas Tree
Appreciate your Catsmas Tree while you can. The word on the street is that your humans will be removing it shortly.
–Finnegan and Lily
Benefits of opening gifts on Catsmas Eve
Merry Catsmas! No need to wake up early if your humans presented your gifts on Catsmas Eve.
–Amber
Height is Relative
Is your puppy getting alarmingly tall? Don’t worry–so long as you can jump to higher spots than your puppy can reach, all is well.
–Quicksilver
Personal Space
Is someone annoying, like a little puppy brother, threatening to invade your personal space? Assume meatloaf position and give him the stink eye.
–Darth Vader
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