Some of the best parties have good company but subpar Woofie food.
Sniff the food politely and then find a mutually stimulating topic of conversation like squirrels.
–Darth and Charlie
The food smells delicious to me. Just saying…
–Cosmo
Interrupted Conversations
Go ahead and flop on your back and stretch your supple spine out to its fullest extent from front paws to tail tip during an important conversation. If your interlocutor is a cat, he’ll understand.
If he’s not a cat, why were you talking to him in the first place?
–Darth Vader and Quicksilver
Conversations
Conversing with loved ones is good for the soul.
–Darth Vader and Phelps
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