Even if you make it past the Guard Woofies…
…you’ll still have to deal with me.
–Phelps
Watchdogs
A great pair of watchdogs has one dog to watch up high and one dog to watch the middle and lower ground for threats, squirrels, friends and treats not necessarily in that order.
–Cosmo and Stella
Guarding the Fort
To maximize security, it is essential to have two Guard Cats on duty at any given time so that when one takes his nap break the other will remain vigilant to any and all threats to the Fort.
–Darth Vader and Phelps
Daily Feline Wisdom 