These sparkly pink flip-flops therefore belong to the Cat attached to the tail that is strategically touching both of them to maintain control of the pair, not just one, because no one wants a single sandal.
And that bath/towel mat is yours too, in fact how about the whole bathroom seeing as you are touching the floor, silly humans thinking they own anything. 🙂
Our cat Frankie is very attached to shoes for some reason. We joke that he has a shoe fetish.
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Maybe he’s just a connoisseur. It’s a fine line. Purrs, Lily
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I think he’s over the line. 🙂
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We live and serve at their pleasure…. 🙂
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Indeed you do! Wise words–our Humans could learn from you. Purrs, Lily
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Even if you didn’t want them they would still be yours…
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True. Purrs, Lily
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And that bath/towel mat is yours too, in fact how about the whole bathroom seeing as you are touching the floor, silly humans thinking they own anything. 🙂
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All mine… But I really want the flip-flops. They are so pink and so sparkly. Purrs, Lily
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lily…plus….de towel….de towel iz yurz two….and if ya try & stretch a wee bit up & two yur rite….that rug iz all sew ☺☺☺♥♥♥
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It’s all mine, I think, as I’m a Cat and therefore a Goddess and the Humans are, well, just humans. Purrs, Lily
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To be honest, if a cat’s rear end touches something, I don’t want that thing anymore. 😳
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You should hope that le roi doesn’t read your comments. Otherwise, he may be inspired to claim all your things. Purrs, Lily
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