Sometimes you have to apologize.
For example, you should apologize after you chew the back plates off of the supposedly indestructible dinosaur Human Mommy procured for you 2 days ago on Amazon Prime.
Sorry pink Stegosaurus.
Sorry Couch.
Sorry Futon mattress.
Sorry decorative wood trim, various shoes, wooden coffee table, etc.
You were all delicious, if it makes it any better, which it probably doesn’t.
Sorry for your extinction.
–Cosmo


How can you not forgive that face.
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Right? I am a great apologizer. Woofs and Wags, Cosmo
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The best! No one looks more apologetic than a dog who just did something they know they weren’t supposed to do.
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You are a good dog for apologising…Mum’s dog has had some of those indestructible toys.. they’re not..so you are not the only dog to have discovered this important fact…
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Thank you for understanding. I didn’t mean to kill my pink Stegosaurus, just like I didn’t mean to unravel my gigantic Anaconda rope toy. These things just sort of happened on their own, you know? Woofs and Wags, Cosmo
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Hahahaha
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