Even tough guys need to take a break sometimes, particularly after they’ve been taken unceremoniously and unjustly to the vet for a totally unnecessary “wellness exam.”
Sadly it wasn’t like that–I went to the vet to be examined. Now that I think of it, it wouldn’t be a terrible idea for us Cats to open our own veterinary practice. We are all certified acupuncturists, Lily once performed dental surgery on Darth Vader, and Quicksilver could handle the Woofies. How much catnip do you suppose we could charge per office visit? An ounce, maybe two? Purrs, Phelps
Well, my Human Mommy didn’t do it properly–she forgot to bring along a stool sample. Fortunately I took it upon myself to create a nice, big, fresh sample in my carrier on the way to the vet. The vet and vet tech were, of course, impressed with my thoughtfulness and possibly the sheer size of my offering. Purrs, Phelps
dood…..sorree ya had ta go two de place oh eeeeeeeeeevil; we hope ya get a grate well nezz chex ree port bak !! { we never understood thos vizitz either…if we are WELL…then why go…ya noe }
N heerz two a lake whitefish kinda week oh end two everee one ~~~~ see ya twoozday ~~~~~~♥♥♥♥
Poor Puss – a vet exam – how did you fare? Did you do well? Passed? And where and when will you open your vet practice?
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Sadly it wasn’t like that–I went to the vet to be examined. Now that I think of it, it wouldn’t be a terrible idea for us Cats to open our own veterinary practice. We are all certified acupuncturists, Lily once performed dental surgery on Darth Vader, and Quicksilver could handle the Woofies. How much catnip do you suppose we could charge per office visit? An ounce, maybe two? Purrs, Phelps
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Aww, feel better, Phelps! 🙂
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Thank you! Purrs, Phelps
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Oh poor love
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Poor poor me! Purrs, Darth Vader
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Aw, poor thing. But good for your person for taking you for a wellness exam anyway!
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Well, my Human Mommy didn’t do it properly–she forgot to bring along a stool sample. Fortunately I took it upon myself to create a nice, big, fresh sample in my carrier on the way to the vet. The vet and vet tech were, of course, impressed with my thoughtfulness and possibly the sheer size of my offering. Purrs, Phelps
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oh… wellness &vet… that’s a special mix…take a break and have a nap from all that eggs-hausting adventures…
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I will Easy, I will. Purrs, Phelps
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dood…..sorree ya had ta go two de place oh eeeeeeeeeevil; we hope ya get a grate well nezz chex ree port bak !! { we never understood thos vizitz either…if we are WELL…then why go…ya noe }
N heerz two a lake whitefish kinda week oh end two everee one ~~~~ see ya twoozday ~~~~~~♥♥♥♥
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Thank you Tabbies. I am recovering as best I can. Purrs, Phelps
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Funny I just drafted a post about our epic vet visit. Scheduled for Caturday morning. My fur child was embarrassing.
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What do you expect from your fur child? Trips to the vet are stressful. Purrs, Phelps
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I expected nothing less. She’s a hellion.
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Replace “hellion” with “Cat Goddess,” and we will agree. Purrs, Phelps et al
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