Humans, I’ve asked you before and I’ll ask you again.
The Woofies are quite large already, yet you continue feeding them.
Why? How big do you want them to get? Have you ever even read the list of additives on the kibble you give them like I told you to?
Also, are you absolutely sure that you adopted Puppies and not Ponies?
–Darth Vader
Daily Feline Wisdom 
that’s a good question… with the truckload I eat every day I should be as big as an elephant now… but life is not fair and I only look like a manatee :o)
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MOL! Purrs, Darth Vader
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As a kitty cat, Darth Vader, you have the advantage. While they are still “little”, give them “The Look” – you know the one I mean, as a kitty cat – and they never will go against your will, no matter how monstrously huge they get! Go for it, kitty! Go for it!
(My two Persian kitties, Andy and Dougy approve of this message. They just wish they had a doggy to control, too.)
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True, the look works every time. Tell Andy and Dougy that I can offer them two Woofies if they want. Free of charge. Purrs, Darth Vader
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Andy and Dougy met some Woofies at the veterinarian’s clinic where they stayed for a time when they, their litter mates, and their mother were kept when the kitty boys were kittens. They were unimpressed with Woofies, believe it! (Look who I am, trying to tell YOU about Woofies! LOL!) For that reason, they say to tell you “meow”, which I know means, “No thanks! Keep your Woofies there!” I told them that was kind of rude, but they insist you’d do the same thing if you had the choice! (There is a little Woofie next door, and the boys think he is a silly boy. He barks all the time, and doesn’t know that we live here, not his noisy, silly self!)
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Well the offer still stands if they change their minds. Purrs, DV
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Well, the “in” joke in this household is when I say “woof! woof!” to the boys, but I doubt they’d see the humor of real Woofies! LOL!
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Purrs, DV
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darth…due knot tell de dawgs we said sew, but poneez wooda been way mor fun…ya noe !!! ☺☺☺♥♥♥
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Could still be Ponies. Think I should order a saddle or maybe a Cat-sized carriage? Purrs, Darth Vader
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We deserve all we can get
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Cats certainly deserve all the noms we can nom. Woofies, though? We are not so sure… I mean, does the exponential growth ever stop? Purrs, Darth Vader
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You better hope so! 🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶
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I do hope so! Purrs, DV
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Love it!
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Thank you! Purrs, Darth Vader
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Perhaps your humans intend to use them as sled dogs when it gets snowy? We think those woofies are pretty big. Snoops and Kommando
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They are HUGE, much bigger than they need to be to pull a sled. Purrs, Darth Vader
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I agree, “the look” is powerful and always works. That’s why in most households, doggies know who’s boss… And it’s not them, lol
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Thank you for your comment! You’re right–we Cats are always in charge. Purrs, Darth Vader
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