It’s hard to wait for Human Daddy’s lap, particularly when there is a Meowie installed on his lap, making snide comments about how you no longer fit anyway.
–Cosmo
It’s hard to wait for Human Daddy’s lap, particularly when there is a Meowie installed on his lap, making snide comments about how you no longer fit anyway.
–Cosmo
Daily Feline Wisdom 
Amber fits there a lot better than you do!
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That’s what she says. Woofs and Wags, Cosmo
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She’s right.
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Just because I’m big, doesn’t mean I don’t deserve a lap cuddle. I love my lap cuddles. Woofs and Wags, Cosmo
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But there is the tiny problem of fitting – or not … you might deserve them – but I am sure you will admit that you are not the size of a cat.
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Human Daddy’s lap can accommodate more than a petite, opinionated Meowie. I know this because I’ve sat on him quite recently. Woofs and Wags, Cosmo
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But it is mighty inconvenient for him.
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Not at all! Human Daddy loves having me on his lap! Woofs and Wags, Cosmo
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Trust me, Amber knows better 😛
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Not this time! Human Daddy loves it when I sit on him. Check out my next post for undeniable, photographic evidence. Woofs and Wags, Cosmo
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I will need to see your male human’s face to make sure he LOVES it – and not just endures it.
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His face looks pretty much exactly like this: ☺. Honest. Paw swear. Woofs and Wags, Cosmo
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it’s good to wait a while…till your purr-sister has warmed up that place..
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Good point! Cats are excellent lap warmers. Woofs and Wags, Cosmo
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Love the dogs expression
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It’s all in the eyes. Woofs and Wags, Cosmo
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You need more laps in that house!
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We certainly could use another lap! 2 laps for 10 fur children are not sufficient. Woofs and Wags, Cosmo
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The cat looks like it’s thinking: look what I’ve got, you’ve got nothing.
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That is what the Meowie is thinking!!! Sigh, Cosmo
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Haha.
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I am glad I don’t have to put up with that
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Meowies can be mean sometimes. Woofs and Wags, Cosmo
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She actually does look a bit snide.
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Doesn’t she, though? Woofs and Wags, Cosmo
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hello cosmo its dennis the vizsla dog hay those kitties!!! always lording it over us big dogs that they fit on mama and dadas laps and we do not!!! altho to be onnest my brother tucker the other vizsla always manadjd to skweeze onto a lap no matter wot kitties or other dogs mite alreddy be their!!! ha ha ok bye
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Right on, Dennis! The Meowies are always meowing about how they fit on the Humans’ laps, but when we try and stand up for ourselves, they tell us they are way bigger than us, lion or panther or tiger sized. Woofs and Wags, Cosmo
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Those meowies really don’t like to move once they’re settled, do they?
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Seriously! Meowies need 9 lives because they spend so much time in the exact same spot, particularly if someone is waiting behind them. Woofs and Wags, Cosmo
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