What are we watching tonight, Human Daddy? Is it a Dog movie?
I hope it’s a Dog movie!
–Xena
Staged Photo
I am not sure why my Human is making kissy-kissy noises at me nor why she has placed a candle in my vicinity.
Perhaps she is planning on using my photo on Catsmas cards.
I guess I’ll go with it. For now.
–Louie, Guest Contributor
Seasonal Drinks
Piney water?
Yes, please!
Don’t mind if I do.
–Lily
Plans
It looks like you are planning to take a shower, Human Mommy.
Well, I am planning on taking a nap.
Please make plans to avoid dripping on me.
–Lily
New Cushion
You’re right, Human Daddy. Human Mommy did not do a good job of measuring this bench–the cushion she purchased is much too big.
Don’t return it, though. It makes for a splendid Dog bed.
–Cosmo
Getting to know you
My old friend, Orion, went to the gigantic lake in the sky.
Now I am getting to know my new friend, Half Moon Nebula. It’s going swimmingly.
–Luna
Inventory
It’s important to take an inventory of purchases everytime your Humans return from a store…
…especially when that store is Petco.
–Cosmo, Xena, and Sunny
Stair Toll
You know, Amber, with the holidays coming up, maybe we should give the Humans a break on the stair toll…
What nonsense, Darth! The stair toll takes no holidays.
–Darth Vader and Amber
Festive Flowers
Thank you for my festive flowers, Humans!
I’ll be sure to pick you up a little something (think rodent) for the holidays the next time I’m out.
–Luna
The Queen
I am the Queen and you are my subjects.
Any questions?
–Lily
Daily Feline Wisdom 